And since I'm rather smart and cunning...

 OMG, I just freakin love it when...
My cellphone rings and I answer it- "Hello...  Hello?"- just to slam it down like it's the dumbest piece of technology in the world, and then realize it was a text.  NOT a call.
And I've done this... more than once.

You know, there is really no room for pride when you are Jessica Ellwood.